Eel Dinner & Philippino Bar

This week one of the men in my department retired from Mitsui. Every time someone comes or goes, it requires a big work party!! This time we went to an unagi (eel) restaurant, which Nagoya is famous for.
Here's my plate of appetizers: seaweed, green onions, pressed rice with peas, gummy rice on a stick, and a shell full of seafood sauce and some kind of mussel. Surprisingly, the mystery shell had the best flavor. Also, the green plate at the top left is my raw eel waiting to be cooked in my pot. Several of the men mistakenly ate their eel without cooking it!! Even with my limited Japanese, I understood the waitress when she said we would cook the eel later!! I think there may be something inherently wrong with your food if you can't tell if it should be cooked or not before you eat it!!
My half-eaten sashimi (raw fish). I tried one of each and then gave the rest to Jazzy Dani.

We are finally cooking the 2 pieces of eel. It's boiling in water with seaweed and some mystery floating object. Oddly, I was the first one to start eating the mystery object, and people were asking me what it was... like I had any clue!! It was kind of like thin, soggy bread.

Next is salad time. Usually I find the salad to be one of my favorite (safe) courses. This one had way too much slimy seaweed for my taste, though. It's garnished with fish flakes and bamboo.

This was one thing that I tried but refused to finish. Uhh, it was a clue when they said the name was "rotten seaweed". Basically it's liquefied seaweed and vinegar and some unknown white floaters. Women eat it with a spoon, so I gave it a try. Yup, it tastes like vinegar and seaweed!! Men drink it like a shot!

Unidentified object, but one of the tastiest of the night. It had vegetables buried inside this thing. No one had any idea what it was! I told them that it's strange to me that no one can identify what they are eating! But they said Japanese are raised to clean their plates. It doesn't really matter what they are eating--they're still going to eat it.

Another eel dish with rice. Each pot is shared by 2 people.

Here are the instructions for preparing and eating the eel dish. Again, should food really require an explanation of how to eat it?! We were all cracking up about these 4 options listed below!!

Notice anything missing? Yup, no dessert... I was even chanting betsu bara, which means "separate stomach" (for dessert even when you're full from dinner) hoping the waitress would get the hint!! No luck :(

Whole department at dinner!

Kerri & Miyamura on his last day. He is the one who said I looked like Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid at the Christmas party, and he brought it up again tonight. He's a firm believer in my Ariel qualities!! Also, he researched my last name online and likes to randomly announce to people that my ancestors are from England based on the origins of "Green".

Finally, Miyamura said the night would not be complete without a visit to the Philippino bar, so we set off in taxis to find the mystical Philippino bar...

In true Japanese spirit, one guy went back to work to finish some things up, but said he would join us there shortly.
So this Philippino bar doesn't have a name or a sign. You just wander around a specific area of town and some guy will come up to you and ask if you are looking for the Philippino bar. Of course, this happened for us rather quickly, and then Miyamura and the guy were "negotiating" for a few minutes. Finally, they whisked us away to a building and put us in a tiny elevator that took us to the Philippino bar. Can you say "shady"?!

I quickly realized that the bar was some kind of gentleman's club because they were no other ladies there, except for the Philippino ones getting paid!! And while there was nothing overtly scandalous going on in plain view, the whole vibe was sleazy!

My highlight of this bar... they have a liquor called "Green"!! My co-workers told the ladies that I needed to take home the bottle since it was the same as my name. We even had to call "Mama" (leader of the ladies) over to discuss it. Mama said I could only take the bottle home if we finished it all. At this point, I got a little belligerent and said something like "Really?! Like you don't have any empty bottles just sitting around in the back?!" Next thing you know... an empty bottle appears in front of me as a souvenir! Either they like mouthy Americans, or they just wanted to shut me up!

There was also karaoke at this establishment, and Philippino-style in obviously like American-style were you sing in front of the whole bar!

I decided to lead the bar in a Beatles classic: Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da. Notice one of our Philippino ladies sitting on my right. They would just make themselves comfortable were ever this was a sliver of a seat and then order themselves drinks on our tab!

The whole group joins in the singing with me. Another Philippino lady sits at the right of this picture. I think she may be wearing a white trash bag for a dress. It was puffy and horrible.

Oh yeah, and the guy who went back to work to finish a few things did show up shortly after us, and he brought all of the other guys with him who were still in the office at 10pm!!

As we were leaving, Miyamura said I will probably come back here again because all of the Philippino ladies speak English! Umm... it was nice to order my own drinks and very rudely demand my own liquor bottle, but it's still not likely that I will return to this place ever again!!