Here are some random bits of conversation I've had with local Japanese people that I thought were unbelievable or simply humorous!
Seaweed and its many health benefits
What's the reason why so few Japanese people are bald?
Because of their diet rich in seaweed! I did some research on this on, and it seems there are many fans of this theory. In fact, there are even a few high-end salons in California and New York that specialize in seaweed diets in order to strengthen hair and provide natural shine.
Now whenever I see an old person (man or woman) with thinning hair in Japan, I think to myself they must not have eaten enough seaweed as a child!!
People are always trying to convince me to eat more seaweed. The latest thing I've heard is that black seaweed is rich in magnesium, and I should eat it because magnesium will reduce my stress. The only thing stressing me out these days is the heat, so I asked what I could eat to cool myself off.
Wrong question... they promptly fed me tofu ice cream. Yes, that's right, soft ice cream flavored with soy bean curd, which is also very healthy and cool on a hot day! (But I wouldn't exactly describe it as tasty.)
I'm thirsty!
Japanese customs dictate that you order drinks after the meal rather than before or during. Instead of the ever-popular coffee or tea options, I often order orange juice after lunch. This also causes a few
looks and giggles because OJ (like peanut butter) is considered a "sweet" in Japan. And leave it to the American to always be "unhealthy". I've tried to explain that orange juice is rich in vitamin C, but they look at me like I am crazy. (The only juice thought to be "healthy" in Japan is unsweetened vegetable juice.) But in my heart, I know my friends and family would be impressed by me drinking any OJ that didn't also contain gin! (If anything, isn't orange juice healthier than Coke, which is some times also on the list of beverage choices in Japan?!)
Let's go play "Power Sports"
There are many activities called "power sports" in Japan. The name makes me think of engaging a powerful machine, like a boat, motorcycle, or ATV, but that's not the case. "Power sports" in Japan are activities that grant you "power" once you have completed them. Some examples include:
- Visiting a shrine because you are granted (perceived) "power" from the Shinto religion
- Hiking to Yourou Falls (which I did in November) because the falls are said to cure blindness and ensure health
- Touching trees on sacred land (like Miyajima Island)
Based on all of the activities I've done these past 10 months, I figure I am a pretty "powerful" by Japan's standards!
Bugs can determine the seasons
When we were out sightseeing this weekend, the cicadas (giant noisy bugs) were especially loud and bothersome. My co-workers tell me that the noises they make are determined by the season. Particularly, the cicadas have a seasonal sound for early summer, mid-summer, and late summer. Much to my dismay, the noisy sound we heard on Sept 4th was the mid-summer chirping, so I am told we have a long way to go with this weather. The
cicadas have not even deemed this late summer yet!! I wanted to cry when they told me this, then I just figured it was an old wives tale. But after some research online, it does sound like that actually may hold some truth. Cicadas do make different sounds based on the seasons :(
Where is Kerri's sunburn?
People keep asking me where my sunburn is, especially after a day at the beach or walking around outside. Apparently Japanese believe there are two shades of Caucasians: red & white. After I explain that I wear sunblock at the beach or before going outside, they still look confused. The Japanese use sunblock. They know what it is, but some where along the line they were taught to think it doesn't work for Caucasians!! They honestly don't believe I can spend a day outside, sunblock or otherwise, and not turn red!! I seriously have this conversation at least once per week... it's so bizarre!
Beware of the sun
One other interesting tidbit about the sun is that in addition to
higasa (summer parasol) that women like to use, many also wear long gloves. I could never quite figure out what was up with the long gloves because they still leave much of your arm above the elbow unprotected from the sun. I finally asked and was told that women are trying to prevent wrinkled hands! Apparently wrinkled hands are quite unattractive according to Japanese school of thought. Wow! Personally, I can think of at least 10 others things that are more unattractive in women, but that topic requires a whole new blog...
Singing in tune means you can pick up a foreign language
I've also learned that being bilingual and a karaoke fanatic may go hand-in-hand. Being able to sing in pitch or being musically trained often helps people in learning a foreign language. Nearly everyone I meet in Japan loves karaoke (and more importantly are actually good at it!), and they are all bi- and tri-lingual!! Maybe that explains why I'm having such a hard time learning a new language... I can blame it on being tone deaf! LOL.
Where in America are you from?
When I tell people I am from Michigan, they immediately recognize it and say "5 lakes". Schools in Japan teach children about
godaiko (Japanese for "5 big lakes") in America. They can name Lake Michigan but are at a loss for the other 4 lakes. (Still pretty impressive since I'm betting most adult Americans can't name even 1 of the 47 prefectures in Japan or name any of their lakes.)
When I tell people I am from Kentucky, the next comment is always something to do with Kentucky Fried Chicken! I was recently told by the COO of my division that I shouldn't eat at KFC in Japan because they are owned by Mitsui's main competitor, Mitsubishi Corporation (the trading company, not the Motor Company). I find this so hilarious because Mitsui and Mitsubishi are two huge trading companies and indirectly own everything in Japan, and it's tough for me to keep track of what I should and should not patronize. For instance, 7-11 in Japan is owned by Mitsui, but another convenience store Lawson is owned by Mitsubishi. In addition, they each own a beer company, but darn if I can ever keep them straight!!
Make sure you have a Designated Driver
Japan has some of the strictest drinking & driving laws in the world. (Google the details if you are interested.) They have zero tolerance and steep penalties. Combine that with ample, convenient public transportation, and Japan has all but eradicated drinking & driving. The penalties are so severe that passengers of intoxicated drivers are also fined. Good to know that if I ride with an intoxicated person who is caught by the police, my fine will be a minimum of Y100,000 and a maximum of Y500,000 (which is between $1,100 - $5,500)!
Ever met a surviving terrorist hostage?!
I heard a fascinating story from my boss (until July 1st) in Japan, Ken Kataoka. With his many years at Mitsui he has been assigned to positions in several different countries. Shortly after he arrived in Peru in 1996, he was at party at the Japanese Embassy that was attacked by terrorists. Kataoka and other Japanese party attendees were taken hostage!!
The "
Japanese Embassy" hostage situation of 1996 was obviously a national story, and you can check out the details on wikipedia. Although the situation lasted 126 days (over 4 months!!), Kataoka and other "less important" hostages were released after
only 2 weeks. The Peruvian government built a tunnel under the embassy and finally rescued the hostages and killed some of the terrorists.
Kataoka ended up working and living in Peru for 5 more years. I was shocked by this whole story because you can bet if I were taken hostage shortly after arriving in Japan just because I was an American, I would not have stayed here to complete my full assignment! Kataoka defends his actions by saying that he did get "hazard pay" from the Japanese government and Mitsui for the stress and inconvenience of the situation. He didn't say the amount, but he did say that those who were hostages for 126 days received much larger amounts, and one man even bought a new house with his money!!