I've heard my fair share of foreigners make fun of the Japanese police, but then I saw this Q&A in Japanzine, a magazine for foreigners, and I thought it explained it quite well!! My additional commentary is in (parenthesis). Please read on...
Yo Japanzine,
I'm confused, Japanese police cars patrol the roads of Japan with lights flashing but no siren. And the cops look like kids in the special education buses because they are wearing helmets inside the car. What is that about? In America, only motorcycle cops wear helmets and cops only put on the lights when the siren is on and they're going after a bad guy. Helmets on Japanese police in cars look ridiculous! And hey, what is it about the small cars Japanese police drive? (Good thing that Japan is so safe because there is truly no room for criminals!!) Sorry, but how can they get respect or catch the bad dude when they look so ridiculous in their tiny clown cars wearing helmets?
Laughing American Monkey Mike
Dear American Monkey,
Actually Japanese NPA, or National Police Agency, made a special deal with Bandai Co., Ltd. in the early 1950s, under the order of Diet (kind of like the House of Representatives) and the Prime Minister Shigeru Yoshida-sama. The new law explained that "all Japanese police uniforms must have the kawaii (cute) look and condition, as well as the car, helmet, and other accessories, to enable strong sales of police toys and games, and to keep the obedience image of omawarisan (friendly policeman) strong in the minds of young boys." In America, police are "die hard" with the ripped T-shirts and broken glass in their foot (what?!), and disobey the higher authority. This only teaches destruction to young American boys. As you see, the cute police toy and appearance is for the sake of society. Without the "special education helmet", our society would be lost forever.
Fascinating... you learn something new every day. It's not the policeman's fault he looks like that, but by the order of the government! Japanzine never did explain why they drive around with the flashing lights on. I've heard of foreign drivers who pull to the side of the road, and then get weird looks from the police when they drive by. But then again, I get weird looks every day I'm here...